| chime Oct 02 2011 | 6842 |
scromp: I only watch romantic comedies and documentaries about the sea. |
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| chime Jul 08 2011 | 6820 |
<scromp> there's too many men, too many people makin' too many problems
<scromp> and not enough nug to go round
<archon-> if you're having nug problems i feel bad for you, son
<Xach> i got so many problems and nug is among the foremost of them
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| chime Jun 28 2011 | 6816 |
<martel> my milk is frozen again
<martel> fix it for me
<martel> you're the TD of making stuff go, right?
<scromp> if your milk is freezing it means your titties are getting much too cold.
<scromp> you might want to look into a warmer bra
<scromp> also, you might be a witch
<ton> hahaha
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| chime Jul 07 2010 | 6732 |
<martel> its when i see the temperature is 99degrees and notice the trees
are perfectly still that I imagine them screaming
<nug> hah
<rippy> there is unrest in the forest, there is trouble with the trees
<scromp> the oaks have formed a union and walmart broke their knees
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| chime Jul 07 2010 | 6731 |
<Xach> too god damn hot to work :(
<scromp> more like too god damn lazy
<scromp> ben franklin didn't have air conditioning but he didn't whine
about the heat when he was inventing freedom
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| chime Jun 05 2010 | 6720 |
cooper: I'm like a clock, Kim. A clock that poops. |
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| chime Jul 10 2009 | 6610 |
scromp: What do you think about getting a farm truck? We can park it out back.
chime: Sure. We've got plenty of space in the driveway
scromp: No, I mean park it out in the yard behind the shed.
chime: No. NO! You are not parking a truck in the yard!
scromp: what?! I'll put it up on blocks! |
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| chime May 19 2009 | 6591 |
Note: do not let scromp label your moving boxes.
<mover guy> Um... ma'am. Where do you want this box? It says "Clown costumes and faire getup."
<chime> Yeah... those are actually my clothes. Master bedroom, please. |
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| chime May 19 2009 | 6590 |
<scromp> I like tequila... just not every day. |
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| chime Feb 28 2009 | 6562 |
<scromp> you know the saying
<scromp> tequila then chianti... good idea. |
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