< steveny> So I get an email that is a receipt of some insulin order from phoneix
< steveny> it looks legit
< steveny> Suzanne Lastnamerson
< steveny> put 'lastnamerson@gmail.com' as her email (me)
< steveny> so I write the dude and say, yo it's wrong -- pls remove this address
< steveny> he writes back
< steveny> 'Thank you for your response, and I will remove lastnamerson@gmail.com from my records.  Is there a phone number or email address for her so that I may contact her to confirm her order and shipping address?'
< pretsel> my diabeetus!
< steveny> wilford_brimley@gmail.com

< pretsel> damn!  I just got my first twitter fail whale
* darrend pictures cia berg raging around, flashing her braces
< pretsel> jeebus.  cia berg.  that sort of reference only works if everybody has access google.
< pretsel> I think we are turning a cultural corner

< nug> "The car featured in the chase scene is a 2008 Bentley Continental GT Speed. Bentley does not participate in product placement, so the film's producers purchased three of the cars for approximately $150,000."
< nug> I thought it was a chrysler
< Xach> $150,000 down the drain

< scromp> I ate an entree called "SNAPPER ON FIRE" at a high-powered thai place tonight
< scromp> can someone please backtrack and explain what i was thinking?

< slather> welp
< slather> off to see twilight for the 6th time

<pretsel> <me> maybe the kids will eat tacos
<pretsel> <cass> maybe if darren teaches them the taco dance
* dbday chuckles yet shakes his fists

<@ton> can i just say that osx still ships .... talk
<@ton> uucp(1)                                                                
<@ton>        uucp - Unix to Unix copy
<@ton> isn't it time to clean some shit up ?
< rippy> don't forget cpio!

< arcas> http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article1967839.ece
< arcas> "HORRIFIED Jackie Lucking woke to find her parrot bonking her feather hat while she was wearing it! Her pet Shrek flew into a lust-filled frenzy after swallowing nine SlimNSexy diet pills, which also boost sex drive."
< arcas> that sounds like a madlib

<@nug> carpet as wallcovering is cool right up until the time you figure out you have to vacuum the walls

< arcas> http://www.theherald.com.au/news/local/news/general/man-caught-with-penis-in-pasta-jar/1363831.aspx
<@scromp> They found a 750-milliliter jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".
<@scromp> A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
* scromp claps
* arcas laughs and laughs