< chud> my utopian louisville is carved up into stone-sober slums and sloshed polo clubs

< shimr> it all came from a wish to a genie that all our penises hit the floor
< shimr> *vwoomp* there goes our legs

-!- violet_ is now known as violates
< violates> Lol
< violates> Stoopit iPhone
-!- violates is now known as violette

< steveny> the code was roughly
< steveny> hashmap.add(onothermap.getProperty("blah", "DEFAULT_VALUE"))
< steveny> if hashmap.empty() {}
< steveny> I asked, how the hell can the hash be empty
< steveny> the dude argued for 10 minutes
< steveny> and then said that it was "legacy"

<chime> "Aresa Biodetection, a Danish firm... has developed a flower that changes 
from green to red when its roots detect even trace amounts of nitrogen dioxide, 
which is used in explosives"
<chime> so they're going to sow fields of this stuff where landmines are hidden
<archaism> Janet Kagan must be so proud.

- found in a .txt file dated 21 Jun 2004

< dblaine_> so when i run chrome i have some of andersca's code running
< Xach> nope
< Xach> only when you run safari
< andersca> Xach is 100% right
< dblaine_> i'm seeing your name in commit reviews in chromium
< dblaine_> so your commits to webkit never make it out to the forks?
< andersca> when I use a urinal, my pee eventually makes the water reservoirs but I don't tell people they're drinking my pee!

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< Xach> j3110: what the hell are you doing?
< j3110> I connect in through xmpp, an unfortunately, that spec didn't cover 
persistent connections very well
< nug> lol
< Xach> spec this

Daniel T. Barry, a Singularity University professor, gives a lecture about the
 falling cost of robotics technology and how these types of systems are close to 
entering the home. Dr. Barry, a former astronaut and “Survivor” contestant with 
an M.D. and a Ph. D., has put his ideas into action. He has a robot at home that 
can take a pizza from the delivery person, pay for it and carry it into the 
kitchen.

“You have the robot say, ‘Take the 20 and leave the pizza on top of me,’ ” 
Dr. Barry says. “I get the pizza about a third of the time.”

- http://www.nytimes.com/2010/06/13/business/13sing.html

<dblaine> how is the little one?
<nug> didn't sleep well last night :(
<nug> other than that she seems like a normal healthy baby :)
<nug> and is probably the best looking baby in the world
<dblaine> whaat. lemme see a pic. i'll be the judge of that.
<nug> bullshit
<dblaine> she is the cutest girl baby in the world. daniel is the cutest baby. we can both be right.
<nug> daniel is already a full grown human
<nug> you can't keep calling him a baby
<dblaine> well i can't get him to wipe his own ass or get a job
<dblaine> so he's a baby until he's doing one of those two things
<nug> man, I'll be a baby again some day

< reamer_rick> Man, it's such a bad idea to read economic news while listening to Philip Glass's Koyaanisqatsi.
< reamer_rick> too apocalypticalish