< scromp> http://blogs.discovermagazine.com/discoblog/2012/01/27/ncbi-rofl-probably-the-most-horrifying-scientific-lecture-ever/
< scromp> "I'd like to give some of the audience the opportunity to confirm the degree of tumescence"
< darrenbday> holy shit scromp that guy has a knighthood
< darrenbday> http://alignmap.com/2006/11/06/presentation-is-not-really-everything-the-giles-brindley-show/
< Xach> the only knight known more for his bishop

< nug> Penn State is in the Big 10 because they have a good football team.  same for nebraska
< nug> although I don't like nebraska being in the big 10
< nug> penn state is stretching it
< Xach> is that a sandusky joke?
< nug> is it?
< Xach> i'm askin you

< nug> just gave newbie the 10,000 foot view of composition, cohesion, loose 
coupling, and test stubs
< Xach> did he say "i loose coupled with your mom last night"?
< rippy> followed by "she seemed to like my test stubs"

< Xach> what a nightmare
< Xach> they took the laptop and then left me sitting around for 45 minutes
< Xach> asked someone for an update "oh, you gave it to travis? travis went home"
< Xach> finally travis was found "sorry about that, but anyway, it can't be fixed here, you 
  have to ship it to depot and it will be $750"
< Xach> talked to manager "sorry, i can give you a deal on a new mac but not for this repair. 
  it's because they've worked really hard to make repairs more affordable."
< Xach> Thanks, jackass
< archon-> it's probably hard to find geniuses in maine

< nug> I am now scheduling fake meetings between meetings so that I can 
finish the work I am supposed to do

< nug> woot
< nug> http://www.amazon.com/Magic-Reality-Know-Whats-Really/dp/1439192812/
< nug> shipped
< darrenbday> lemme know if you hit the frog button
< Xach> that is the rudest term for lady parts i have ever heard
< scromp> snort

< Xach> they got the poop shelf here
< darrenbday> haha i thought it was a hoax
< Xach> oh it's real
< rippy> poop...shelf...?
< rippy> nevermind
< rippy> i'm not sure i want to know
< rippy> actually, i'm pretty sure i do not want to know
< rippy> archon-: wants to know though
< archon-> your mom wants to know
< scromp> germany was full of pooshelves
< scromp> hoax my ass, you know better
< pretsel> rippy really wants to know what a poop shelf is
< pretsel> I mean *I* know of course.  but it would probably be better if one of you guys told him
< pretsel> in the channel. not in a query
< archon-> well you know what the ice shelf is?  it's like that
< archon-> for poop
* pretsel nods sagely
< rippy> techcrunch told me
< rippy> http://techcrunch.com/2008/11/15/crunchgear-asks-why-the-poop-shelf/

< scromp> "this function is leaking 2.3 bytes/sec on this system." <- lol
< darrenbday> wow leak velocity
< scromp> an unusual metric
< darrenbday> a scary one too, like oil quarts per mile for cars
< scromp> yeah this system is not going to be happy for long :)

< pretsel> Xach: can you give us any hints on what tomorrow's lisp tip will be?
< Xach> it will be about PAIP
< Xach> pretsel: i am dumbing it down a bit for the weekend
< pretsel> good idea. most lispers will be drunk then

< pretsel> I didn't know about the UK game that was going on in nola while I was there
< pretsel> a very drunk guy at a bar asked me where I was from. "Kentucky"
< pretsel> "You ready for an ass whipping?"
< pretsel> "Uh.....no?"