< dblaine> i'm more busted than a pretsel in a room full of indian developers
< Xach> they're called resources
< andersca> we call them rooms

< lorlscromp> guys i'm gonna tweet
< lorlscromp> any second now
< lorlscromp> it's gonna be awesome
< lorlmonade> do eet
< lorlscromp>  ____  _    _  ____  ____  ____ /\
< lorlscromp> (_  _)( \/\/ )( ___)( ___)(_  _))(
< lorlscromp>   )(   )    (  )__)  )__)   )(  \/
< lorlscromp>  (__) (__/\__)(____)(____) (__) ()
< lorloftherings> whoa
* lorlmonade chuckls

< scromp> i meant to edit my ~/.ssh/known_hosts just now
< scromp> turns out 'rm' is a really powerful editor
< scromp> i think i need to stop and get some crank or something

<pretsel> so.  the heat sealer we got is nice and works pretty well
<pretsel> it was packed in a plastic bag
<pretsel> that plastic bag was just hand tied in a knot
<pretsel> I was dumbfounded

< Xach> it said "apple is microsoft with better marketing"
< Xach> i think it might have gotten truncated
< Xach> "apple is microsoft with better marketing, management, products, and employees"

<arcas>http://www.sportsrubbish.com/2010/04/26/othersports/bullfighting/bullfighter-gored-in-the-groin-video/
* arcas shudders
< kris> play with the bulls and you will get what you deserve
< chime> play with the bulls on saturday night and you get to win
< chime> but just barely
< chime> they rallied, but not hard enough

So here's the plan: next year a bunch of us enter the Music City Marathon and
come dressed like zombies. Lumbering down the street, groaning, calling for
"braaaaaains" while thousands of people run from us. Who's in?

- Joe Kindoll

< pretsel> https://www.23andme.com/store/
< pretsel> $99 partial dna sequencing sale
< pretsel> I'm doing it
< carsonm> you will be forever in the database!
< carsonm> I was thinking about it until I figured that it is actually a government scam to get my DNA
< pretsel> I licked the envelope on my tax returns so it is too late for me

< nug> archon-: where do you get your peepers?
< archon-> joe's discount peepers
< nug> where do you get your fucking peepers
< archon-> joe's discount fucking peepers

"Do they not know that the Yankees have got the atomic bomb now?"

- Former Georgia Gov. Roy Barnes (D), quoted by the Athens Banner-Herald, 
on Georgia Republicans threatening to secede from the United States. 
http://politicalwire.com/archives/2010/04/19/quote_of_the_day.html