dbday Aug 09 20116826
< nug> I have the most fact points!  I WIN!
 
dbday Aug 08 20116825
<@steveny> awesome, dow down 634 points
<@steveny> so now I just spent all day fucking with ie6
<@steveny> and I'm poor
< carsonm> sounds exactly like what poor people do
 
dbday Aug 08 20116824
< Xach> Also I want to get a car and I'm looking at used Jettas and I keep 
remembering how little I liked the dealer and their prices and the reliability 
problems i had with mine.
< darrenbday> daihatsu charade. thank me later.
< Xach> much later i'm sure
< Xach> like 2525
< Xach> if man is still alive
 
dbday Aug 06 20116823
http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/08/05/police-ronkonkoma-man-robbed-7-eleven-using-tree-branch/
< arcas> you know the economy is bad when even the bad guys can't afford guns
< arcas> I wonder if he said "This is a stick up!" ?
 
dbday Jul 27 20116822
http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/woman-arrested-over-bratwurst-assault/story-e6frfku0-1226102448716
< arcas> I'll be frank.  Never have I sausage a fiasco.
< dblaine> you weiner
< arcas> bet she was a brat as a kid
< dblaine> you're always making links like that
< arcas> that's not the wurst link i've ever posted, though
*  dblaine kielbasas over
 
dbday Jul 14 20116821
<@scromp> who gets their fucking dog stuffed?
< squatch> well, I guess if they're fucking it they must be pretty close...
< dblaine> and depending on how well the job is done the relationship doesn't have to end...
<@scromp> :|
 
dbday Jul 04 20116818
There's nothing like spending a long weekend in the country...with your *inflatable* friends.

- Narrator, Curious George
 
dbday Jul 01 20116817
< Xach> no bites on my lens at $175 :(
< Xach> i bet archon would bite a lens for $5 and give back change
< nug> archon would bite a hobos dick for $5 and give back change
< Xach> i guess that is what i was trying to say in a classier kind of way
 
dbday Jun 27 20116815
< nug> good lord, they are spending money left and right here now
< nug> first I saw someone washing the windows, which hasn't happened 
in 4 years.  And my e-mail has an invitation to an ice cream social
< archon-> surprise: the social aspect will involve washing windows
 
dbday Jun 16 20116814
A total lunar eclipse took place on June 15, 2011. Google, I got totally excited about the lunar 
eclipse today. I went out and stood outside for an hour :( turns out North America could not see
the eclipse. Would it have been to much to ask of you geniuses to include a drawing of the
southern hemisphere in ur doodle...

- Dennis Vogt