< dblaine> so motherfuckers on these windows instances thought they had it locked down
< dblaine> but i figured out how to set the screensaver timeout to 30,000 seconds
<@steveny> that reminds me of
<@steveny> http://fortunes.nugnug.net:3002/flog/view/5762
<@steveny> looking at that fortune, I guess the cache expired last year sometime

<dbday> yup. i love being on the wikipedia new pages feed
<dbday> you get some good shit before it dies
<dbday> yesterday was the entry for the donkleton: half donkey/half skeleton
<Xach> haha
<Xach> would you run from it, or try to ride it into the haunted part of the grand canyon?
<Xach> that is the donkleton dilemma

< nug> I have the most fact points!  I WIN!

<@steveny> awesome, dow down 634 points
<@steveny> so now I just spent all day fucking with ie6
<@steveny> and I'm poor
< carsonm> sounds exactly like what poor people do

< Xach> Also I want to get a car and I'm looking at used Jettas and I keep 
remembering how little I liked the dealer and their prices and the reliability 
problems i had with mine.
< darrenbday> daihatsu charade. thank me later.
< Xach> much later i'm sure
< Xach> like 2525
< Xach> if man is still alive

http://newyork.cbslocal.com/2011/08/05/police-ronkonkoma-man-robbed-7-eleven-using-tree-branch/
< arcas> you know the economy is bad when even the bad guys can't afford guns
< arcas> I wonder if he said "This is a stick up!" ?

http://www.news.com.au/breaking-news/woman-arrested-over-bratwurst-assault/story-e6frfku0-1226102448716
< arcas> I'll be frank.  Never have I sausage a fiasco.
< dblaine> you weiner
< arcas> bet she was a brat as a kid
< dblaine> you're always making links like that
< arcas> that's not the wurst link i've ever posted, though
*  dblaine kielbasas over

<@scromp> who gets their fucking dog stuffed?
< squatch> well, I guess if they're fucking it they must be pretty close...
< dblaine> and depending on how well the job is done the relationship doesn't have to end...
<@scromp> :|

There's nothing like spending a long weekend in the country...with your *inflatable* friends.

- Narrator, Curious George

< Xach> no bites on my lens at $175 :(
< Xach> i bet archon would bite a lens for $5 and give back change
< nug> archon would bite a hobos dick for $5 and give back change
< Xach> i guess that is what i was trying to say in a classier kind of way