10:43* scromp walks chime through a manual fsck :/
10:43<ton> !
10:43<ton> on what ?
10:43<scromp> firewall
10:43<ton> ah
10:43<scromp> extended power kablooey
10:46<Xach> i hope someday i can do something similar with my wife
10:46* Xach sheds a single perfect tear
10:47<Cerebus> I'll walk her through a fsck for you.

07:17<Xach> what does the C expression "a**b+++c" do?
07:17<scromp> it causes the language abuse council to send thugs to your door to teach you a fucking lesson once and for all

06:33<BlueCamel> I need a gps
06:33<Doug> Are you lost?
06:35<BlueCamel> possibly. but more to the point i don't have a gps

Snadra's marriage, simulcast on IRC:

10:30*** p-elric (upirc@68.24.2.220) has joined #summit
10:31<p-elric> We are AT THE CHURCH!
10:31<p-elric> WOOHOO!
...
10:52<p-elric> Now we're in the church!
11:08<p-elric> She's cominq down the aisle!
^^ (I hit send right as she began walking.)
...
11:49<p-elric> Woohoo!  They're married!

10:09<Cerebus> C Pirates:  "int ARG C! char Star Star ARG V!"