<kris> jmj.. my team lead just came in and shut my door and said "chucks dad 
  just died"   of course my mouth falls to the floor right.. then joe gets
  this shocked look on his face and he says "nonoonon WRONG chuck!!  i mean 
  our new manger chuck
* kris crosses her eyes
* kris wonders what the hell hes been learnin in his mangler classes
<dbday> "You have cancer." "Whhaaaaa?!" "Right there. You have the
  horoscope for cancer. Can I borrow it?"
<kris> llol