(An overheard cell phone conversation between mother and 7-yr-old daughter...)

Hi honey!  I'm on the plane and getting ready to leave.  Then I'll be home.
Yes, Mommy is very tired.
Oh, guess what!  Their cat had a kitten!
Well, she had two kittens, but one of them passed away.
Yes, we'll pray for it when I get home.
Umm, well, uh... why don't you ask *Grandma* where babies come from?
Yes, the kitten was very cute.
Well, it came from... um... it came out of her... um... her...
Can we talk about this when I get home?
Yes, Coco and Brownie and boyfriend and girlfriend.
Yes, they kissed and that's how they got babies.
That's why you shouldn't kiss.  Kissing gets you babies, okay?
Look honey, the airplane man is telling me to get off the phone now.
Okay, bye.  Love you!