< arcas> http://www.theherald.com.au/news/local/news/general/man-caught-with-penis-in-pasta-jar/1363831.aspx
<@scromp> They found a 750-milliliter jar around his penis and noted that Weatherley attempted to continue "pleasuring himself in between bouts of wrestling".
<@scromp> A search of his car uncovered pornography, a home-made sex aid, women's stockings and a Jack Russell terrier.
* scromp claps
* arcas laughs and laughs