<arcas> "A Norwegian church where the taps had been turned off because of
freezing temperatures was forced to use a substitute liquid in a baptism
ceremony - specifically, lemon-flavoured cola. "
<blaine> the power of christ carbonates you!
<arcas> "I baptize you in the name of the Father, the Son and the Holy Coke"
<shimr> lemon-flavoured sounds more like the Holy Sprite