I might not be there Friday night -- I'm making an emergency trip back to 
my hometown.  There's this girl I went to high school with and she was 
gorgeous and I always wanted to date her but when I asked her out, she 
said "Yeah right, after pigs fly."  ... Well, I looked at the newspaper 
this morning and the front-page headline was "Swine Flu!" so I don't want 
to miss this opportunity.
    --Scot