<scromp> who wants to be my werewolf boyfriend?
<slather> nug
<scromp> i don't think nug has the steely conviction to ride the moon cycle
<scromp> he would turn into a golden retriever or something and shit on the rug
<scromp> which is horrific I'm sure, but it's not really werewolf-level work
<nug> I'll shit through your damned heart plug
<scromp> he is also abusive